No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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