Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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