I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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