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Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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