I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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