I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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