He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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