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• (352): View more from Florida

  I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.

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