Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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