How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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