seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
only you would photoshop your dick
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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