I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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