have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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