Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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