You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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