I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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