one might say we're banned from that church
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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