dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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