I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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