I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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