Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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