They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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