You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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