i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You need Xanax blowdarts
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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