Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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