Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
