Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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