at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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