i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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