is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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