I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
third nipple confirmed
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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