Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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