How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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