A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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