You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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