He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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