did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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