you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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