I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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