We won't sleep together?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."