used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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