5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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