There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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