bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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