I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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