Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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