Don't you send me to vm
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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