We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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