so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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