I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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