You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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