We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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