shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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