Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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